The way to beat Chicago

[Tom Eisele <teisele@freenet.columbus.oh.us>]

I can tell you how to beat the Bulls, it is politically incorrect to do so
and no one else will say it, but here goes:

In the spirit of Bill Lambier, Rick Mahorn, and Dennis Rodman of the great
Piston teams of the late 80's, you introduce Mr. Jordan and Mr. Pippen to
the hardwood repeatedly and rudely. You stock your bench with brutes and
just turf Jordan every time he goes up. Yes the great Michael Jordan. Your
option is to lose to them, which apparently is satisfactory with the Jizz.
The Pistons finally got by the Celtics due to , among other things of
course, elbows, hard fouls, and outright hatred and disrespect. The
players today put Jordan on a pedestal, they are so impressed and afraid
of him they won't hammer him, nothing but ticky tack fouls. Lose or win
dirty, just ask Isaiha and Rodman.