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Top5 Ways to Mispronounce "Latrell Sprewell"



Just a bit of humor I thought others on the list might enjoy. Apologies to any
of you who are subscribed to the Top5 List and have already received this
firsthand.

--Luke


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>                         December 15, 1997  
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>         The Top 15 Ways to Mispronounce "Latrell Sprewell"  
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>  15> Latrell Simpson  
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>  14> Career'll Freefall  
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>  13> Latrell [*GACK*--*ACK*--CK--ck--k... *thud*]
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>  12> Mr. Downwardly Mobile 1997  
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>  11> Deepak Chokya  
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>  10> LaFudge Snackwell  
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>   9> Inmate #947857302  
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>   8> Latrine Peewell  
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>   7> Phil, the Handyman  
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>   6> Dontyell Atmewell  
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>   5> Leggo Mytrachea  
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>   4> Wantfries Withthat?  
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>   3> Lentil Cheesemelt  
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>   2> Lavernand Shirl  
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>   and the Number 1 Way to Mispronounce "Latrell Sprewell"...  
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>   1> Lapel Squeezewell  
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