Re: Good News

["Jon Michael Hamm" <jonmichael@honors.educ.ou.edu>]

At 08:31 PM 4/18/97 -0700, JLyell wrote:
>Can you believe that after what Washington spent on Howard & Strickland
>they are just fighting to get into the playoffs ?

In Howard's case, that's what you get for signing a guy to a huge contract
after one good season. Notice he was not the Bullets representative at the
All-Star Game this year.


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