Corny Who Joke of Day

[Joe Lewinski <lewinski@xxxxxxxxxx>]

Hello,

Here's an original that can only come from a corny, semi-deaf Who fan.
I hope you all enjoy it!

Whofan:  Whoooo are you.
Farmhand:  I'm a farmer.
Whofan:  Who, who.  Who, who
Farmhand:  I'm a man.
Whofan:  Whoooo are you.
Farmhand:  I am a man who looks after the pigs.
Whofan:  Who, who.  Who, who.
Farmhand:  A wolf broke in the barnyard.
Whofan:  Who, who.  Who, who.
Farmhand:  A wolf.
Whofan:  Who, who.  Who, who.
Farmhand: A wolf I tell ya!  It only attacked the adult goats though.
Whofan:  Who, who.  Who, who.
Famhand:  The wolf!
Whofan:  Who, who.  Who, who.
Farmhand:  Umm.... The adult goats?
Whofan:  I really want to knowwwwww!  I really want to knowwwww!
Famhand:  Umm.... The baby goats?
Whofan:  The kids, the kids, the kids..
Famhand: The Who?
Whofan:  Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Farmhand:  Oh..  I see.   Yes.  The kids are alright!
Whofan:   Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Please don't judge me based solely on this posting!  :)

If you've read this far.   Tell me what songs, and their titles are
represented in this misadventure.


Joe in Philly