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Re: FUCK



I'm fucking great! Hope you all are too!


----- Original Message -----
From: "An English Boy" <peter_dennis_blandford_townshend@hotmail.com>
To: <thewho@igtc.com>
Sent: Friday, April 25, 2003 11:37 PM
Subject: FUCK


> Just to stir the soup because this list is so fucking anal and politically
> correct ANN the FUCKING TIME!
>
> that said.......:
>
>                                  FUCK
>
>
>                       *************************
>
> In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.
>
> Fuck can be used as
> a verb both transitive (he fucked her) and intransitive (she was fucked by
> him).
> a active verb (he really gives a fuck),
> a passive verb (she really doesn't give a fuck),
> an adverb (she is fucking interested in him) and
> a noun (she is a fine fuck).
> an adjective (she is fucking beautiful).
>
> As you can see there is a whole lot of real versatility with "fuck". It
pops
> up everywhere. Besides its sexual connotation, this lovely word can be
used
> to describe many situations:
>
> GREETING - How the fuck are you?
> FRAUD - I got fucked by that crook;
> DISMAY - Oh, fuck it!;
> TROUBLE - I'm fucked now!;
> CONFUSION - What the fuck?!;
> AGGRESSION - "Fuck you!";
> DISGUST - "Fuck me"
> DESPAIR - Fucked again!;
> PHILOSOPHY - "Who gives a fuck?"
> INCOMPETENCE - "He's a real fuck-off"
> NUMEROLOGY - "Sixty-fuckin'-nine";
> LOST - "Where the fuck are we?"
> DISBELIEF - "Unfuckingbelievable
> RETALIATION - Up your fucking ass!"
> REBELLION - Fuck it!;
> DISPLEASURE - What the fuck's going on here?;
> SATISFACTION - fuck me again!
>
> Also as:
>
> DESCRIPTIVE ANATOMY - "He's a fuckin' asshole!"
> TO TELL TIME - "It's six-fucking-thirty."
> PREDICTION - "Well, I'll be fucked!"
> INCESTUOUS - "Motherfucker"
> A PUT DOWN - "Fuck off, buster!"
> ALL ENCOMPASSING - "Fuck 'em all!"
> GOVERNMENTAL AFFAIRS - "Fuck the IRS"
> A POKER HAND- "A royal fuck"
> TO START A RELATIONSHIP - "Let's fuck now!"
> AS AN ACCEPTANCE - "Fuckin' eh!"
> ENJOYMENT - "Fuckin' Wow!" "
> A CLOSING - "Fuckingly yours".
> MATERNAL - "Motherfucker"
> POLITICAL - Fuck Bush!!
>
> Never forget the quotes of some famous people in our history and in the
> present:
>
> Michelangelo: "You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling"
> George Custer: Where did all these Fucking indians come from?
> Einstein: "Any fucker can understand that"
> Mayor of Hiroshima: What the fuck was that?
> Heidi Fleuss: Fuck these celebrities!
> Mayor Richard Daley: Fuck the heat - - Chicago IL
> John Wayne: "Fuck death and the lung cancer he rode in on."
> Bill Clinton: What the fuck's this inhaling thing?
> Oliver North: You're all fucking liars!
> Sean Penn Fuck: Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck etc.
> Eddie Murphy: Fuck you, Fuck you, and Fuck you. Who's next?
> Jack Nicholas: Fuck this for a lark, 1995 British Open
>
> And last but not least, the immortal words of the captain of the Titanic,
> who said "Full speed ahead and fuck the iceberg" and five minutes later
said
>   "Where is all this fucking water coming from?
>
> The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the many creative
uses
> of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say "FUCK"?  Use fuck in
> your daily speech proudly. Fuck adds prestige to any conversation. Put
this
> colorful four letter word to work for you. Today tell someone you know
"fuck
> you" ... or "Let's fuck!"
>
> This is a disclaimer. We know the origin of the word FUCK. When the
puritans
> settled what is now Salem, they had this issue about pre-marital sex, they
> didn't approve of it. Not that it should Matter to anybody except the two
or
> three etc people are involved in the privacy of their own home. Well these
> butt-inskies decided that sex should be a crime, and orgasms should be
> outlawed. Strange, how they thought they had the right to suppress one of
> God's greatest gifts while doing this in the name of God. Well if two
people
> were caught in the act of having sex or even thinking about having sex
they
> were brought to trial.
>
> If they were found guilty the crime they were committed of was "For Under
> Carnal Knowledge". They were put in the stockades and their crime was also
> carved in a piece of wood and placed over their heads.  This was before
the
> printing press or even before Black and Decker and God forbid Craftsman
> power tools (I like Craftsman tools, even my chain saw is Craftsman). So
all
> carving in wood had to be done not only by hand, but with handmade tools.
> Since they couldn't run over to England or Germany very easily, they
didn't
> have any airplanes yet either, they  had to try to conserve their tools
and
> time. Just imagine carving the whole thing out when they could be out
> looking for young lovers to lock up or witches to burn at the stake. So
they
> invented the acronym, which is a word or letter abbreviations for longer
> phrases. So if you were caught fucking around, and found guilty, you had
the
> word F.U.C.K placed over your head while you spent time in the stockades.
> That is where the word came from and that is how it is associated with
> screwing. So please don't E-mail me and tell me that Fuck is not a German
> word. I fucking already know that. This is a joke, it is something to be
> laughed and enjoyed, I  hope. By the way, I also know that the first part
is
> not really correct either. If you want to bitch about this letter: FUCK
> YOU!!!
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