Re: Simon in Cambridge tix on sale today

["Scott Schrade" <schrade@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

> Schrade-a-lama-ding-dong.

Did you just call me "lama dick?"  I *guess* that's a compliment.  :-)

> It will be fine.
> Take a deep drag.

Mmmmmm.....

> Hold it.
> Exhale.

Ahhhhhhhh.....

> Repeat.

Mmmmmmm.....ahhhhhhhhh.....

> Now wash it down with a hit off that brewski.

Mmmmmmm......Rolling Rock.....

> There now. It's like Simon's not even on the stage.

Bullshit!!  There he is!  Hopping around wearing a bandana!  Arrrrrgh!

> Imagine that he is a backing track.

I'd rather imagine him back in England.

> He's Rabbit's side man.
> Listen.
> They're playing 'Slip Kid'.

Yes.  I hear it.

> The spotlights are on.

Yes.  I see them now.

> Simon is in the dark.

No, no, no, no!!  He's prancing around way up front!!  No!
Make it stop!  Make it stop!  Arrrrrgh!  He just windmilled!!

> Smile.

:-)

> Shake your pants.

How many pair did I bring?!

> Smile again.

:-)

> Take another drag.

Goddamn the pusher!

> Another slurp off that warm beer.

Mmmmmm..... $6.00 Miller Genuine Draft.....

> Smile.

:-(

Hah!  Nice try, Buckhead.  But ya' won't fool me.  I'm not affected 
by your blackmail.  You won't blackmail me!


- SCHRADE in Akron