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Re: rhymes with ...
Well, I am impressed.
Seems ol' Mc is more sophisticated than I thought.
AnEnglishBastard~(mummy dinna love me)
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Sroundtable@aol.com wrote:
> "hmmmm......are they talkin bout me?" Mc asked himself as he jammed another
> wad of dip into his mouth and adjusted his tank top undershirt. He ate some
> more potato chips and took a quick spit into a plastic cup.
> "Well, i guess I need t'go get me some more Schlitz and chew and start
> me a fight or two," he said aloud to himself as he pulled himself reluctantly
> out of his tan leather Lay-Z-Boy recliner. He switched off the computer,
> which was mounted on a tray that had been bolted to the chair. A thought
> crept into his head, which was a rare occurence beyond thinking about beer,
> dip, beef, and large-breasted women.
> "Why do these Who fans on the intra-net not understand me? I'm mighty
> partial to 'dem wild boys from Shepherd's Bush. Shep's Bush sounds like a
> place right after my own heart: bunch of drunken, fat, sweaty, smelly good
> ole boys chewin tobackee, eatin steak and taters and lookin to beat up queers
> and minorities. I've never been to Australia, but it sounds fun, especially
> if the Who are from there."
> Mc sat back down and pondered what to do. His limited mind began to
> wander, however, and he forgot all about the Who fans on the internet. He
> did remember that he was out of Schlitz and chew, so he jumped in his 1984
> Red Ford F-350 and headed off to the store. Of couse he stopped by Wheeler's
> Tavern to start a brawl on his way, but even with a concussion, bruised ribs,
> and a gash over his right eye, Mc made it to the store and back with what he
> needed.
> "Let's see what them Who fans are talkin bout now?" he said as he
> re-inserted himself into his recliner.