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The Night Before Christmas-Afghan Style
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- Subject: The Night Before Christmas-Afghan Style
- From: "jacqueline" <jacquelinek@monmouth.com>
- Date: Fri, 7 Dec 2001 17:56:07 -0500
- Reply-To: thewho@igtc.com
- Sender: owner-thewho@igtc.com
As Osama, the louse
Was plotting with Omar;
His soon-to-be spouse.
The Taliban were nestled,
All snug in their caves
And they dreamt of young virgins
Who would soon be their slaves.
When out in the desert,
There arose such a clatter
They crept from their caves
To see what was the matter.
Not far in the distance
There came a strange sound.
Lo and behold;
They saw a mushroom-shaped cloud.
Before Osama evaporated
He knew it was true:
His ass had been kicked
By the Red, White, and Blue