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["Sigel, James J" <jsigel@kpmg.com>]

>Dear Mr. Gtharris,
>    I changed my mind, I decided not to buy any who
>bootlegs because frankly, I am sick of the who.  I
>don't think they are as good as many people say they
>are (come on people, they sing songs about a so-called
>"magic" bus and a "squeeze" box).  Thank you, but Id
>much rather spend my money on artists that are
>actually going somewhere...like Matchbox 20, Sisqo,
>and eminem.
>
>Mr. Brazenek 

Hahahahhahahahhahahhaaaaa!!!  What a mope.  So, in other words (loose
translation):

Dear Mr. Gtharris,
    Since my head has been surveying my sphinctor, my thoughts have been
clouded by a methane haze.  I am sick of (the Who?) the stench and therefore
unable to think clearly.  I would much rather spend my valuable time
listening to artists of merit like, The Dixie Chicks, Vanilla Ice and the
Bay City Rollers.  Sincerly yours in confusion,

Mr. Brainless

You poor misguided bastard.

Jim in Chicago (but not for long; soon it'll be Jim in Colorado Springs)

"Doctor!  My brain hurts!!!" - Prof. Gumby
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