Re: MSG Tix or... "golden" opportunity

Lauren, re:

>At the risk of printing "self-consumed drivel," I humbly request that anyone
who scores big this morning consider me for their extra MSG tickets (front
and center only).  Good luck to all.  Thank you.

I think I can get you such a seat, but it will cost you. I heard that Alan &
Susan McMuffin are looking for another "pooper scooper". It seems with the
mass quanities of food that are ingested by Susan, apparently her colostomy
bag overflows faster than it can be emptied. (NYC has laws against that sorta
stuff...) And, from what the latest rumor mill offers, our very own Alan McK
has wised up a bit and is getting a bit sick of that <Picard>, even though it
does mean better tickets and cheaper hotel stay...

So... if you think you can put up with the tremendous odor and their company
(I'd say it was a toss up as to which was worse), this may be the right
opportunity...

- -wf