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the Bad (oops, "Big") Apple
- Subject: the Bad (oops, "Big") Apple
- Date: Thu, 25 Jul 1996 15:21:27 -0400
John, re:
>5) I would rather live in NY than LA, reluctantly stated.<
Hmmm, tough call. Let's see:
NY LA DURHAM, NC
smells like human waste smog cured tobacco
bad cops. . . sell drugs beat people up fall asleep on duty
problem crimes are muggings carjackings selling cigs to
minors
famous ex-mayors: Ed Koch Tom Bradley Wilbur "Wib" Gulley
biggest drug problem is crack crack Red Man
immigrants from Puerto Rico Mexico New York
nickname is The Big Apple City of Angels Tobacco-town
12:00 news includes DowJones index smog index sow prices in
Kinston
childcare just leave 'em day care Granny
shopping 5th Ave Rodeo Dr. Wal-Mart (2 of 'em!)
famous killers Bernard Getz OJ Simpson "Bucky" the rabid
squirrel
where to eat? Little Italy Chinatown Bullocks Bar-B-Q
industry publishing movies tobacco
plural of "you" youse dudes y'all
best thing about it's not LA it's not NY gimme a minute. . .
AThosWhite