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RE: The Boer/Boor Wars and the Charge of the Chickenshi-tees

Well I'm really not sure what that was all about. Nor do I know why I would have fealt threatened.

To restate my point... many blamed Ricky for the issue at practice. Now that the facts are coming it, it appears Blount was at fault. It's getting old how everyone immediately blames Ricky for anything that happens. The account with him and Blount should show that Ricky is maybe not the devil and that it is best to not always assume he is at fault.


From: Eggcentric@xxxxxxx
To: Celtics@xxxxxxxx
Subject: The Boer/Boor Wars and the Charge of the Chickenshi-tees
Date: Tue, 23 Mar 2004 09:50:14 EST

     < Egghead, you got it wrong again. Per the Bible, a prophet isn't a
     prophet if he is wrong ONE time. You obviously aren't a prophet
     nor do you have a inside source.... Peeing in the shower, my
     weenie, er foot.... > - Jessen

< According to the article, it was Blount who started it and evidently
Blount who kept it going. But hey, why miss a chance to pile on Ricky,
right Egg?> -Shizz

Ah, the return of the good old BOOR WAR Generals, Sir Redvers Bully
Jessen and Field Marshall Horatio Shizzy Kitchener off to yet another
day of battle.   Feeling a bit threatened are you, boys?

If Davis had turned out to be the decent human being of your desires
perhaps the attractive spaniel-eyed Blount would not have picked yet
another bone with him (canned laughter please).   And perhaps,
if Ainge were the decent GM of your desires, perhaps Blount, Pierce
and others would not now prefer to be playing for other NBA
teams (canned boooooooos please).

Those five little stars you have affixed to your uniforms are most
impressive. You two "gentlemen soldiers" are clearly so much more astute
than all the stupid coaches, stupid sportswriters, stupid broadcasters,
stupid
sports.com'ers, stupid fans, stupid list members in the whole Celt universe.

Hang in there dear gentleman soldiers of misfortune.   As Jim Valvano said,
"Don't Ever Give Up."   There is always Eggo to beat up into an omelet
---------------------------------
A POEM:

CHARGE OF THE CHICKENSH-TEES

'Forward, the Light Brigade! Charge the Egg,'
Gen. Jessen commanded.
And thus into the valley of death
Rode the boors.

Cannon (The Herald) to the right of them,
Cannon (The Globe) to the left of them.
Cannon everywhere volley'd and thunder'd;
They could only storm at innuendo and opposing ideas
While horse and homer fell.

They who had fought so (mean)spiritedly
Did not survive the jaws of death.
All that was left for them was the lottery...
For four years to come. *

Egg

* Goinb on memory (lister-friendly folksy jargon) so this Tennyson
minor poem may or may not have been quoted with 100%
accuracy.

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