An Unlikely Sage

[Martin Bailey]

> >> Took a recent trip with my 4yo to Tucson, AZ.
> >
> >I know a guy from there.  His name was Jo something.  But he's moved to
> LA now.  He went there to play lawn tennis or 
> >something.
> 
> Really?  The two "lawns" I saw were around the fanciest corporate
> buildings.  The rest of the town, and state for that matter, are brown,
> gravely, covered with dying plants and cacti, and infested with rattle
> snakes and scorpions.

That's why Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona for some California Grass.

-MB