A slightly more modest proposal

[Michael Gooen]

Mark B wrote:

<<This is like that question about what would you do if you could go back
in time before Hitler ascended to power in Germany, right? The
responsible thing to do, of course, is to kill the monster before he
does all the damage. So I'll go with you and kill Chris Wallace.

Thanks for the offer,>>

Pat Ryan wrote:

<<No, cuz then you'd have to go back AGAIN to form an acquittal defense
 fund based on the future outcomes to save me from death row for gunning
down Chris Wallace in a fit of rage screaming over and over again "Baker!
Kedrick! Forte! Moiso!".>>

I do tax and trusts and estates work, not criminal defense litigation, but
I think just screaming "Baker" would get you and Mark off the hook. :-)

(Perhaps we could call that the "Vin-ky Defense".)

(I can't believe I just typed that.)

Instead of killing Wallace, why not just go back a bit further and have
Jerry Buss hire him (not that I want Kupchak, mind you)?  Or else just
weld shut that basement door in Buckhannon, WV?

Chris Wallace, you owe Celtic fans a debt you may never be able to
repay.... but you can make a dent in it tonight.  Don't let us down.

Michael Gooen

 



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