Yep, just what we needed

[Snoopy the Celtics Beagle]

Dear Danny, Doc., and Dr. Noodlenoggin:

Given your recent player signings, I'd like to apply for a playing 
contract with the Boston Celtics.

I'm in lousy shape.  My feet are the least of my problems.

I'm such a weak defender, I couldn't defend an opinion.

I promise to try to run, but will fail because I'm not in running shape.

I'm less than 6' tall, so I can only play Center sometimes.

I can be a good Point Guard, because I will remember the two rules: 
1. Pass the ball to Pierce.  2. if Pierce is on the bench, pass the 
ball to Ray Allen.

The best news of all, I'm available for the mid-level exception, and 
will happily sit on the bench with injuries and not take playing time 
away from the rookies.

Please get back to me soon, before the Knicks hear about me and I am doomed.

Snoopy the Celtics Beagle

At 06:33 PM 7/10/2007, Eggcentric at aol.com wrote:

> >> Danny and Doc and Papile once again doing what they do best.
>
>< I'm surprised at you Eggy, you left out the other Doc...or did
>Danny not consult the venerable Noodle Doc on this one?  LOL
>
>Harry
>say it ain't so egg >
>
>Dr. Niednagel's test on the SF formerly known as a Center, was
>successfully completed during Brandon's workout on June 8.
>However, due to the usual one-month stipulation, the sealed
>envelope containing the results was not opened until July 8.
>And since Dr. Niednagel was off advising McHale during the
>actual time of the auspicious signing on July 9, I didn't feel it
>necessary to include him in my credits.
>
>I'm not surprised he complained to you concerning the omission
>of his name.
>
>Egg

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