The Celtics Sign Jackie Mason

[Way Of The Ray]

Well, he'll keep the team loose during games I
suppose...

Eddie House.

It's the Post-KG Bargain Basement World Tour I
guess...

Mutumbo

He can teach Young Lad Perkins how to wag his finger
to attract the attention of the nearest Lap Dancer at
the local Gentleman's Club, or maybe that was Pat
Ewing...

I was kind of hoping for a trade for Navarro, but I
guess the reformed Jane's Addiction are going out on
World Tour, so he was not available...

But in all reality, the difference between the Celtics
winning a championship rather than just contending for
a title hinges on upgrading the Center and PG
positions.
 
Ray



       
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