crisis of conscience

[Snoopy the Celtics Beagle]

At 06:03 PM 10/23/2006, douglas342 at aol.com wrote:

>  I was talked into joining a fantasy league this year, but had to 
> do an auto-draft because I was away from computers on draft day.
>
>I ended up with that guy from LA, used to be #8, now 24.  I know 
>he's good in a fantasy league, but I feel guilty about rooting for 
>him in any manner.  Will the list absolve me?


1. You have to sacrifice a Laker Girl and a goat at Center Court at the Garden.

2. You have to make a handwritten record of all Tommy Points ever 
given, and announce them at halftime from Center Court.

3. Hand deliver a seven course Chinese dinner to Red Auerbach.

4. Give everyone on the list a carton of Mrs. Fields chocolate chip cookies.

5. Refer to said fantasy player as "that dirty $&#&^*$ Laker MoFo JAMF".

6. Provide me with season tickets for the Celtics and transportation 
to/from all home games.

7. Walk up to Danny Ainge, remove and stomp on his cell phone.

Then, you will have done sufficient penance to be forgiven.

Then, we'll tell you what you need to do NEXT week.  :)

Snoopy the Celtics Beagle
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