If it looks, smells, and fells like....it probably is

[Ryan, Patrick S Maj RES USAFR 439 MSG]

That's the impression of who the starting team is that I get from trying to
read between the lines of the papers and TV coverage.  Whatever happened to
simplicity in reporting anyway - I wanna know who's starting, who's
finishing, what's the offense/defense like and style of play (running, half
court).  I don't care that T. Allen dunked - I know he dunks. I don't care
AJ got a sous chef - I know he's going to eat.
 
INTERLUDE: Broken record moment - DOC!!! BALANCE EQUALS SUCCESS!!!
 
Get Allen and Perk with the starters, Wally with the second team as 6th man
and Ratliff as the 7th and we've got something - if we have to finish with
that team FSN mentioned as a half court team fine, but don't start that way.
 
And Mark, get medication now - Doc will cause a heart attack - he's too
incompetent not to.
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So the starting unit would be Telfair, Pierce, Wally, Gomes and Ratliff?
Is that simply the worst rebounding Celtics team of all time or the
worst rebounding NBA team of all time? Does Doc understand that if you
want to run, you have to get the ball?