Boys will be boys

[Eggcentric at aol.com]

They are not brothers, but I guess you could still consider their 
relationship sibling rivalry.   Danny and Kevin continue to act like 
two little kids fighting over marbles. And at the base of it all is... 
you guessed it ... good old Svengali himself, Doc Brain.

COUP #1 - Doc Brain loved Ricky's brain type. So as most here 
know, a few years back his disciple Kevin McHale attempted 
to sign Ricky. But Cleveland matched his offer.   So what did Danny 
do ... he traded for Ricky.   

COUP #2 - Dr. Brain bonded with Tom Gugliotta and Kevin expressed 
interest in signing him. So what did Danny do, he signed Googs.   

COUP #3 - Kevin felt the Doc Brain approved Scalabrine was a valuable 
role player and cement guy.   So what did Danny do, he signed Scalabrine.

When Danny traded Ricky to Minnesota, he didn't hoodwink Kevin,
Doc Brain did. That trade was all about getting rid of 3 1/2 of our
psychos (Davis, Banks, Blount, Reed) while gaining Minnesota's
own problem player after Wally's animated disagreements with 
Garnett, his coach, and other teammates.   Of course we still have 
psychos Tony Allen and Gerald Green to dispose of.

Meanwhile, "Three strikes and you should be out" Doc Brain was 
sitteth once again at the right hand of Danny almighty viewing 
yesterday's workouts.   But Danny will still need his customary 
second opinion.    So if we can just figure out which draftee Kevin 
has been psyched into choosing,   we can count on Danny to trade 
up ahead of Minn. and draft that guy.

Egg