Apples and Oranges

[Eggcentric at aol.com]

Eh gads.   I just checked a couple into the wrong room while
I was so preoccupied with Gene's "I never met a Celtic player
I didn't love" philosophy.   I must calm down and gain a bit
of composure before skulking down to their wrong room and 
informing them they now have to move to a room which doesn't 
have ocean view, only 2-ply T-paper.   Maybe if I begin with 
"Who do you think is the best player, O'Neal or Jefferson" 
it will soften them up.   So what if they are from Virginia.

Egg