C's acquire KG!

[Ryan, Patrick S Maj RES USAFR 439 MSG]

Kenny G that is; to play a limited acoustic sax engagement in the Fleet
lounge after the Laker game this year.
 
To paraphrase Slick Rick:  KEVIN GARNETT AIN'T WALKING THROUGH THAT DOOR!
 
Yeesh.
 
We have as much chance of Larry Bird circa 1986 playing for this year's C's
as we do trading for KG. 
 
I'm sorry if the headline caused numerous heart failures and excitement, but
there was no better way to illustrate the silliness in continually saying
something in the vain hope that uttering it enough makes it come true. So I
used the "War of the Worlds" radio broadcast example to illustrate that you
can cause excitement and/or panic just by saying the right thing...in the
wrong context.
 
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The C's and Bull's seem to have a good bunch of young talent to make a run
at Garnett.