Ainge as Coach

[Eggcentric at aol.com]

< You sit behind your computer and whine incessantly about him,
 just like you've whined about anyone in Celtic management as
 long as I've been reading your posts. > - Asterix 

Well, Nasterix, there hasn't really been an awful lot to cheer 
about during the Pitino/Gaston/Wallace/Obie/Ainge/Rivers years.   
But on an optimistic note, let us hope that our team is finally 
nearing the bottom of a 20-yr. V-curve.   Unless of course 
procrastination continues to be the thief of time and we once
again next season add only a couple first-rounders to our 
perennially young roster.   

<Since you seem to think Ainge has failed miserably, specifically 
what do you propose Wyc and the other owners do to improve 
the Celtics? > - Asterix

Uh err um... replace Ainge?   

Long answer: 

1) Replace Ainge with a GM who knows how to actually
put a team together. 

2) Hire a head coach capable of implementing the new
GM's plan (same page and all that good stuff).   

3) Appoint Danny Executive VP for Scouting. 

4) Buy out Doc Brain's contract. 

5) Stop showcasing Green and Allen for Philly's perusal.   
If these players look too good, we may just become saddled 
with "save the franchise" Iverson. 

6) Shoot Lucky.

Egg