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Re: FUCK
Perhaps we should rename this the Moran ring.
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----- Original Message -----
From: "william sturm" <hapijac@msn.com>
To: <thewho@igtc.com>
Sent: Saturday, April 26, 2003 4:59 AM
Subject: Re: FUCK
> I'm fucking great! Hope you all are too!
>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "An English Boy" <peter_dennis_blandford_townshend@hotmail.com>
> To: <thewho@igtc.com>
> Sent: Friday, April 25, 2003 11:37 PM
> Subject: FUCK
>
>
> > Just to stir the soup because this list is so fucking anal and
politically
> > correct ANN the FUCKING TIME!
> >
> > that said.......:
> >
> > FUCK
> >
> >
> > *************************
> >
> > In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.
> >
> > Fuck can be used as
> > a verb both transitive (he fucked her) and intransitive (she was fucked
by
> > him).
> > a active verb (he really gives a fuck),
> > a passive verb (she really doesn't give a fuck),
> > an adverb (she is fucking interested in him) and
> > a noun (she is a fine fuck).
> > an adjective (she is fucking beautiful).
> >
> > As you can see there is a whole lot of real versatility with "fuck". It
> pops
> > up everywhere. Besides its sexual connotation, this lovely word can be
> used
> > to describe many situations:
> >
> > GREETING - How the fuck are you?
> > FRAUD - I got fucked by that crook;
> > DISMAY - Oh, fuck it!;
> > TROUBLE - I'm fucked now!;
> > CONFUSION - What the fuck?!;
> > AGGRESSION - "Fuck you!";
> > DISGUST - "Fuck me"
> > DESPAIR - Fucked again!;
> > PHILOSOPHY - "Who gives a fuck?"
> > INCOMPETENCE - "He's a real fuck-off"
> > NUMEROLOGY - "Sixty-fuckin'-nine";
> > LOST - "Where the fuck are we?"
> > DISBELIEF - "Unfuckingbelievable
> > RETALIATION - Up your fucking ass!"
> > REBELLION - Fuck it!;
> > DISPLEASURE - What the fuck's going on here?;
> > SATISFACTION - fuck me again!
> >
> > Also as:
> >
> > DESCRIPTIVE ANATOMY - "He's a fuckin' asshole!"
> > TO TELL TIME - "It's six-fucking-thirty."
> > PREDICTION - "Well, I'll be fucked!"
> > INCESTUOUS - "Motherfucker"
> > A PUT DOWN - "Fuck off, buster!"
> > ALL ENCOMPASSING - "Fuck 'em all!"
> > GOVERNMENTAL AFFAIRS - "Fuck the IRS"
> > A POKER HAND- "A royal fuck"
> > TO START A RELATIONSHIP - "Let's fuck now!"
> > AS AN ACCEPTANCE - "Fuckin' eh!"
> > ENJOYMENT - "Fuckin' Wow!" "
> > A CLOSING - "Fuckingly yours".
> > MATERNAL - "Motherfucker"
> > POLITICAL - Fuck Bush!!
> >
> > Never forget the quotes of some famous people in our history and in the
> > present:
> >
> > Michelangelo: "You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling"
> > George Custer: Where did all these Fucking indians come from?
> > Einstein: "Any fucker can understand that"
> > Mayor of Hiroshima: What the fuck was that?
> > Heidi Fleuss: Fuck these celebrities!
> > Mayor Richard Daley: Fuck the heat - - Chicago IL
> > John Wayne: "Fuck death and the lung cancer he rode in on."
> > Bill Clinton: What the fuck's this inhaling thing?
> > Oliver North: You're all fucking liars!
> > Sean Penn Fuck: Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck etc.
> > Eddie Murphy: Fuck you, Fuck you, and Fuck you. Who's next?
> > Jack Nicholas: Fuck this for a lark, 1995 British Open
> >
> > And last but not least, the immortal words of the captain of the
Titanic,
> > who said "Full speed ahead and fuck the iceberg" and five minutes later
> said
> > "Where is all this fucking water coming from?
> >
> > The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the many creative
> uses
> > of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say "FUCK"? Use fuck
in
> > your daily speech proudly. Fuck adds prestige to any conversation. Put
> this
> > colorful four letter word to work for you. Today tell someone you know
> "fuck
> > you" ... or "Let's fuck!"
> >
> > This is a disclaimer. We know the origin of the word FUCK. When the
> puritans
> > settled what is now Salem, they had this issue about pre-marital sex,
they
> > didn't approve of it. Not that it should Matter to anybody except the
two
> or
> > three etc people are involved in the privacy of their own home. Well
these
> > butt-inskies decided that sex should be a crime, and orgasms should be
> > outlawed. Strange, how they thought they had the right to suppress one
of
> > God's greatest gifts while doing this in the name of God. Well if two
> people
> > were caught in the act of having sex or even thinking about having sex
> they
> > were brought to trial.
> >
> > If they were found guilty the crime they were committed of was "For
Under
> > Carnal Knowledge". They were put in the stockades and their crime was
also
> > carved in a piece of wood and placed over their heads. This was before
> the
> > printing press or even before Black and Decker and God forbid Craftsman
> > power tools (I like Craftsman tools, even my chain saw is Craftsman). So
> all
> > carving in wood had to be done not only by hand, but with handmade
tools.
> > Since they couldn't run over to England or Germany very easily, they
> didn't
> > have any airplanes yet either, they had to try to conserve their tools
> and
> > time. Just imagine carving the whole thing out when they could be out
> > looking for young lovers to lock up or witches to burn at the stake. So
> they
> > invented the acronym, which is a word or letter abbreviations for longer
> > phrases. So if you were caught fucking around, and found guilty, you had
> the
> > word F.U.C.K placed over your head while you spent time in the
stockades.
> > That is where the word came from and that is how it is associated with
> > screwing. So please don't E-mail me and tell me that Fuck is not a
German
> > word. I fucking already know that. This is a joke, it is something to be
> > laughed and enjoyed, I hope. By the way, I also know that the first
part
> is
> > not really correct either. If you want to bitch about this letter: FUCK
> > YOU!!!
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
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