brightest bulb

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In a message dated 03/11/2002 11:55:23 AM Central Standard Time, 
TheWho-Digest-Owner@igtc.com writes:


> #2 ~ Kevin Mc. is certainly not the brightest bulb in the light fixture
> called "TheWho->@igtc.com."
> 
> 

Where I come from, most light fixtures take only one bulb- but maybe in 
England there have been some major innovations in this area.  Brightest bulb 
in the theatre, maybe?  Brightest bulb in the house?  Brightest bulb in the 
dressing room?  Here are some other good ones:
1. not the sharpest knife in the drawer
2. not the cleanest shirt in the bin (a stretch, I know)
3. not the brightest apple in the basket
4. not the sharpest tack on the board
5. not the brightest kid in the class

How bout ones for being crazy?
1. a few slices short of a loaf
2. a banana short of a bunch
3. a few balls short of a rack (basketball lingo)
4. a few shirts short of load
5. a few clubs short of a set

Just tryin to lighten things up again.

Kevin Mc