Re: pete's ass

["L. Bird" <pkeets@hotmail.com>]

Okay, we're really about to get personal here. ;)

It's Pete's ass that gets him off the ground.  All that meat is muscle, and 
it used to get him up about mic level high, and still just about does if he 
doesn't add the split.  The split, BTW, is totally outrageous for somebody 
with that length of leg, and encumbered by a guitar.  Though Pete's butt 
looks a little funny by itself, there's an unusual lot of strength and grace 
in his lower half.  His mom wasn't that crazy to send him off to ballet 
class.

I seem to recall that some masseuse voted Roger's butt number one on a list 
of clients, and yes it does look good, but actually all Roger's grace is in 
his belly.  You can see it drive his whole body, and it's the way his spine 
moves that makes his butt look good.

For anyone with slo-mo on the VCR, there's a great spot to compare the two 
of them in WHO ROCKS AMERICA.  There's a rare spot in there where Roger 
jumps.  Watch Pete lean forward and lever up into the spit with his upper 
body, and then watch Roger do it without even bending his knees.  He takes a 
step forward and pulls his legs up with his belly.
You're right.  John doesn't have an ass.

Who shall we do next?  Kevin?  WhoBabe?  :)


keets


>Pete's got a nice, big, meaty ass.  It's got a nice shape to it, too.
>But don't most girls enjoy Roger's little, muscular butt better?
>OX had a nice ass in the late 60's but it must've gone some-
>where.  I don't see it anymore.
>
>If I had to rank TED's asses it would look like this:  DTE.