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Re: New Quad Lyrics



> How about some other new lines, while we're at it:
>
> And when you're driving on the phone
> End up in a cell all alone.
>
> You think you'll get a rebate
> But getting screwed is your fate
>
> The Salvation Army seems to fear
> All the lesbians and queers
>
> If you get cut off in your lane
> Can't throw a dog to ease your pain
>
> Smoking Pot is always bad
> So do some coke, just ask your dad
>
> To be a GOP Prez here's what to do
> Make sure 98 is your IQ
>
> (that last one is documented, folks)
>
> And when the price of gas is high
> There's plenty to spare, don't ask me why
>
> The IRS says it's giving rebating cash
> People don't know it's from their own next year's stash
>
> Hey....this is FUN!

And that was FUNNY! You da man, Mark!

Dave