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Fwd: funny, but really disgusting

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----- Original Message -----
From: <Fuflek@aol.com>
To: Dave <dbarton@akron.infi.net>; <PAPARON798@aol.com>; Larry
<FieldsL@diebold.com>; <V84406PACK@aol.com>; <Vaminator@aol.com>;
<davidp@sssnet.com>; <floridapipers@csi.com>; <SHEARER10@aol.com>;
<TABERL@odhs.state.oh.us>; <Delenor@aol.com>
Sent: Monday, September 27, 1999 8:46 AM
Subject: Questions!


>
>   What is the leading cause of death with lesbians?
>   Answer: Hair balls.
>
>   What can Life Savers do that men cannot?
>   Answer: Come in five flavors
>
>   What is good on pizza but bad on pussy?
>   Answer: Crust
>
>   Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
>   Answer: Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
>
>   How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
>   Answer: If your girlfriend chews before swallowing
>
>   What do you get when you get Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury
>   Doughboy  together?
>   Answer: A red headed bitch with a yeast infection
>
>   How do you piss off Winnie The Pooh?
>   Answer: By sticking your finger in his honey
>
>   What is the ultimate rejection?
>   Answer: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep
>
>   What did Bill Clinton say to Monica?
>   Answer: I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election.
>
>   What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in
>   common?
>   Answer: Both can smell it but can't eat it
>
>   What do you call a blonde with pigtails?
>   Answer: A blow job with handle bars
>
>   What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
>   Answer: A mobile sperm bank.
>
>   What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
>   Answer: All you can eat for under a buck.
>
>   What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole?
>   Answer: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.
>
>   What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
>   Answer: A cherry float.
>
>   What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
>   Answer: Beat IT - we're closed.
>
>   Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
>   Answer: To find a tight seal.
>
>   What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
>   Answer: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
>
>   What's the difference between sin and shame?
>   Answer: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
>
>   What's the speed limit of sex?
>   Answer: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
>
>   Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
>   Answer: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning,
>   "Lie to me!"
>
>   Why is air a lot like sex?
>   Answer: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
>
>   What's another name for pickled bread?
>   Answer: Dill-dough
>
>   Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
>   Answer: He heard the snow blower coming.
>
>   Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
>   Answer: She's withholding evidence
>
>   What's the difference between light and hard?
>   Answer: You can sleep with a light on.
>
>   Why do women rub their eyes when they get out of bed?
>   Answer: Because they don't have balls to scratch.
>
>   Why is sex like a bridge game?
>   Answer: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
>
>   What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
>   Answer: Their balls are just for decoration.
>

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