Re: The Who Mailing List Digest V4 #185

["Citywatch Ltd" <email@citywatch.prestel.co.uk>]

Dear Who fans

I think the time has come for me to make my parting shot.  So after
today, rather than tell you all how I feel about you, I shall just
read (and have a good laugh, obviously)

I would like to address all of you, before I depart though, just for
prosperity.

To Kit the Great (Speller)

Kit, what does "heathy" mean?  Handy Tip: Type out your E-Mails
in word, spell check them, and then copy and paste them into your
E-Mail screen.

To David Kipp,

"I have a job in the some city."  Two words David, `Proof read' before
you start trying to be cutting.  It really doesn't  make the grade
when you're trying to be nasty but making no f*****g sense. David, I
hope you're foreign, because if you think that. Covent Garden is a
garden, you need to get out more often, mate!  As for the fact I've
got `A' friend and `A' drinking buddy, you need to do a lot better
than that to piss me off.

To Jennifer,

Get yourself a better guitar, that one you've got looks shite. Re: "I
think that maybe the last snort destroyed whatever few brain cells you
had left". "SORRY!"  Tell it to Keith Moon. Sorry!


Dear Ian Stanley,

Actually Ian you couldn't be further from the truth.  A) I am very
happy, not at all miserable, because I've got a rise out of you all
(stacks of entertainment value, I might add!) and don't any of you
pretend you don't care about what I've been saying, because it's very
clear, that you have.  B) I'm by no means old, in fact I'm 24,
probably half the age of  most of you and C) As to killing myself,
don't be so juvenile you silly man, it would make such a mess, I think
an over-dose of pills and a couple of bottles of bubbly, would be
better, don't you agree?

Dear Scott,

I'm outta here, and for goodness sake Scott, I'm not going to another
losers page.  I've had a gutful here.

And lastly,

Dear Brenc?

An man of few words, or are you just scared you can't spell or write
like the rest of them.

Hang cool loonies.
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