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Re: Moonie Wars



Pamela: Congrats on your new home.  This is probably the last we'll hear from
you--you'll be mowing and repairing (rust and otherwise) from now on.

Re:
>Could somebody tell me what a "Keith Memorial War" is? Whose side should I
be
>on? Do we get nifty uniforms? Can we volunteer or are we going to be
drafted?
>
I pictured it as a combination of thrown vegetables, drum bombs, and hum-vee
demolition derby.  Uniforms:  rugby shirts with Remy sponsorships on the
back.  (Red, white, & blue, Union Jack pattern, naturally.)  Draft?  Sorry,
darlin' you've already joined up.  "Ve have you on our list, young lady."
(apologies to the Germans on the list)

Now, just where is that new house of yours??

Mick Noland