fudged lyrics and alt.who.com

["Jennifer L. Davies" <jen@nt.net>]

Is alt.who.com really that bad?  (I'm afraid to try it.)


<white-fang@genie.com> wrote:
>...he started off singing the second-verse lyrics
>for the first verse and we went from there to classic Pete improv at the
>big finish:
>
>...Substitute the coke for gin,
>Substitute me for him,
>Substitute the debts(?) for facts
>I will wear my plastic mac
>Fuck my ass and hang my hair
>I want to fuck a fucking bear...

        Now, were those improvised eh-hem... "lyrics", shall we call them,
not pure Pete?  Imagine, had "Substitute" been written in his solo days,
what it could have been...?