Parallels Between Pete Townshend and Billy Ray Cyrus

Here are some startling similarities between Pete and Billy Ray Cyrus

Pete Townshend is  tall and thin with a big nose.
Billy Ray Cyrus is short and muscular with a small brain.

Pete Towshend is known for windmilling, scissor kicking, and smashing his
guitar on stage.
Billy Ray Cyrus is known for shaking his butt like an idiot on stage.

Pete Townshend has written heart wrenching ballads, witty observations of
human-kind, and powerful anthems.
Billy Ray Cyrus has written that Achy Breaky thing that makes our skin crawl.

Pete Townshend gives humorous, intellegient interviews.
Billy Ray Cyrus talks about his butt in interviews.

Pete Townshend will go down in history as one of the great songwriters and
musicians of our time.
Billy Ray Cyrus will go down in history as having annoyed more people with
one song than Ray Stevens did with "The Streak".


Love and Bananarama,
Scott
Scott Curtis