the Bad (oops, "Big") Apple

John, re:

>5) I would rather live in NY than LA, reluctantly stated.<

Hmmm, tough call.  Let's see:

			NY		  LA		DURHAM, NC
smells like		human waste	  smog		cured tobacco
bad cops. . .		sell drugs	 beat people up	fall asleep on duty
problem crimes are 	muggings	  carjackings	selling cigs to



























                                                                       minors
famous ex-mayors: 	Ed Koch	                Tom Bradley	Wilbur "Wib" Gulley
biggest drug problem is	crack		  crack		Red Man
immigrants from	              Puerto Rico	  Mexico	              New York
nickname is		The Big Apple	  City of Angels	Tobacco-town
12:00 news includes	DowJones index  smog index	sow prices in




























                                                                      Kinston
childcare		               just leave 'em	  day care	Granny
shopping		               5th Ave		  Rodeo Dr.	Wal-Mart (2 of 'em!)
famous killers		Bernard Getz	  OJ Simpson	"Bucky" the rabid





























                                                                     squirrel
		
where to eat?		Little Italy	  Chinatown	Bullocks Bar-B-Q
industry			publishing	  movies	              tobacco
plural of "you"		youse		  dudes		y'all
best thing about		it's not LA	  it's not NY	gimme a minute. . .

AThosWhite