Various WHO 4U(Ya gotta read this)

Botch, re:

>>?A short hint concerning the pronounciation of my first name (Bernd).  As a
good first approximation, try saying Bear-nd.  If you want to come closer to the
pronounciation I like, take for the `Ber-' part a mixture of 2/3 `bear' and 1/3
the `be-' part of `bed'.  Don't try to pronounce my family name (Gramlich).
Unless you have a very good knowledge of German, you will fail painfully...
:-)<<

Is that exactly what I thought I read, they don't give a shit how Botch is said.

Thanks to having to read this and re-read this due to sheer shock-value of the
content, I will be employing a therapist full-time to get me through the
psychological trauma as I remove my thumb from my mouth and insert it in my
exit.

WFang, re:

>>"creative spark"??? You mean like a Who version of "Sue-Psuedeo"??? Blech!
Pe-U! "Pat-u-ee"!<<

In college, after several smokes of illegal something or other and hundreds and
hundreds of Swayweisers firmly swished down my neck, "Sussidio" would play
incessantly on TV, and thanks to the editing of a hundred takes of this video,
Phil would have his double-breasted (because that egg with legs has two breasts)
suitcoat open on a close-up then the next shot of him would be with him and his
several buttons buttoned-up.  A physical impossibility between cuts.  The chant
amongst the growing caciphony (def. - harsh, discordant sound) of stoned and
drunk college kids in the apartment I dwelled was, "OPEN" when the suitcoat was
open and "CLOSED", when the suitcoat was buttoned.  The number was in the
twenties or greater as to how many times he had his coat changed from open to
closed and vice-versa in perpetuity in the span of a five-minute video.
Sometimes the room would get quiet as there was continuity between shots of Phil
and his suitcoat and other times there was not even time to stop from laughing
after yellig OPEN because in the blin of an eye, it would be CLOSED, laugh, then
OPEN AGAIN.  More evidence there was a Phil factory somewhere just trying to
fill-up on Phil...even when I go to the gas station, I just can't 'Bear-nd" to
say, "Phil her up".  Congratulations to Phil for being the McDonalds of the
music industry.

As for MSG, after seeing Pete Bands-End at Hiding Park, suddenly I wished I
spent those hundreds and hundreds of dollars that I spent for 11th row Saturday
night on something more entertaining...like Meher grooming products
(nonexistent).
I think Pete was suffering from Alzheimers while on stage like "Why am I here?"

JAE is the last of the strong, silent types.  Too bad his "songsmithmanship"
couldn't extend as far as Pete's.  Combine Pete's songwriting talents with
everything about JAE (including his own impressive songwriting talents).  Sure,
Daltrey Can Sing Townshend and Quadrophenia but can he get him to "wake the fat
fuck up on stage".  I am wondering if Pete will be wearing pajamas on stage at
MSG considering his JCPenney outfit at Hyde Park?

I WILL DEFINITELY BE IN THE PISSER REGARDLESS OF HOW MUCH WHO-FAN URINE IS ON
THE FLOOR WHEN GARY GLITTER IS ON-STAGE.

Just kidding, Bernd.

Larry