Ticket Trivia

Dave and Fang re:
>>There are other methods -- for example, people could be required to answer
trivia questions or identify song and album titles, etc. before being able to
buy tickets. 
This might sound silly, but I think it would be the easiest way to identify
scalpers, who often rely on homeless people to purchase tickets. <<

Maybe they could award tickets like they "award" dates on MTV's Singled Out.
 

Some sample questions:

#1.   John Entwhistle or John Paul Jones
#2.  Jimmy Page or Dr. Jimmy
#3.   Frampton Comes Alive or Live At Leeds
#4.   A Quick One or All Night Long
#5    Uncle Fester or Uncle Ernie
#6    Glittering Girl or Gary Glitter
#7     Jumping Jack Flash or Happy Jack
#8    New Song or The Song Remains The Same
#9    Polydor or MCA
#10   Rolling Stones or Rolling Rock

Of course, those who are still left, get tickets...

- -Gordie