RE: Humor

["Chadwick, John/COR/INV" <jchadwic@ch2m.com>]

WTF does that have to do with our cars?

Chadwick

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From: ROCKFORD5@aol.com [mailto:ROCKFORD5@aol.com]
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Subject: Humor


To all who have kids and to the ones that dont, remember your turn will
come:
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take
     comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence
     did not extend to God's kids. After creating heaven
     and earth, God created Adam and Eve.  And the first
     thing he said was:

     "Don't".

     "Don't what?" Adam replied.

     "Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.

     "Forbidden fruit?  We got forbidden fruit?  Hey,
     Eve...we got forbidden fruit!"

     "No way!"

     "Yes way!"

     "Don't eat that fruit!" said God.

     "Why?"

     "Because I am your Father and I said so!" said God,
     wondering why he hadn't stopped after making the
     elephants.

     A few minutes later God saw his kids having an apple
     break and was angry.

     "Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" the First
     Parent asked.

     "Uh huh, " Adam replied.

     "Then why did you?"

     "I dunno" Eve answered.

     "She started it!" Adam said.

     "Did not!"

     "Did too!"

     "DID NOT!!"

     Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment
     was that Adam and Eve should have children of their
     own.  Thus, the pattern was set and it has never
     changed.

     But there is reassurance in this story.  If you have
     persistently and lovingly tried to give them wisdom
     and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself.
     If God had trouble handling children, what makes you
     think it would be a piece of cake for you?

     Advice for the day:  If you have a lot of tension and
     you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin
     bottle:
     Take two and keep away from the children.

     Have a GREAT day!
  

Rockford