Funny song...

[Khan Klatt <khan@mediaaccess.com>]

Sent to my friend who is on the autox list. Original author unknown. 
So funny because it's so true.

-K

>------- Forwarded Message
>
>   "Cutting My Springs" sung to "My Favorite Things".
>
>   Bright bluish fog lights and big yellow stickers
>   Turn up the volume my headlights will flicker
>   I think I look cool from the attention I bring...
>   Scraping the speed bumps from cutting my springs.
>
>   Large yellow shift lights on auto transmissions,
>   Speakers so loud that you'll scream in submission
>   My car really flies 'cause it has this big wing...
>
>   But nothing compares to me cutting my springs.
>   When the bull stops, when the money talks, when I might lose face...
>   I suddenly remember what my car can't do And then I refuse to race!
>
>   Day-glow orange shift knobs and whiteface temp gauges
>   Low profile tires make me think I'm courageous
>   Japanese characters, who knows what they mean?
>   They're part of the package from cutting my springs.
>
>   Coffee can mufflers and Calvin is peeing
>   People around me don't like what they're seeing
>   They're all just so jealous, for I am the king...
>   I rule the street after cutting my springs!
>   When the night falls, when the girls leave, while I wait and wait...
>   If I'm such a stud after cutting my springs Why can't I get a date?
>
>
>------- End of Forwarded Message


Khan Klatt                                         khan@mediaaccess.com

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