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RE: They Weren't Kidding



If I hold the remote to my weiner I can get at least 100 times the range and
get free cable. Oh, and it stimulates pleasure centers like you wouldn't
believe.

Kevin Ng
97 GLX brainwashed by Wally edition

> -----Original Message-----
> From:	Brian Wanamaker [SMTP:bwanamaker@sofsol.com]
> Sent:	Thursday, June 17, 1999 12:07 PM
> To:	jettaglx@igtc.com
> Subject:	They Weren't Kidding
> 
> The other day, someone posted a message saying that the keyless entry
> remote
> control has a greater range if you hold the remote under your chin when
> you
> operate it. Well, they weren't kidding! It actually works! I get about 3
> times the range that I do when I just hold my hand out and push the
> button.
> 
> I was kind of hoping it might stimulate the pleasure centers in my brain,
> too, but... oh,well.
> 
> B. Wanamaker
> 98 GLX; loose, noisy seat