HAHAHA...Funny Post For All To Read

[Mark Klaus Radelow <rpc-prod@windrunner.com>]

Straight from the Honda-List.  I know it's not VW related but it's damn
funny.

MArk Radelow

Subject:      Racing a Honda is like banging a fat chick
From:         TheWhiteTornado@yahoo.com (White Tornado Jr. )
Date:         1998/03/22
Message-ID:   <35153b98.747966408@NEWS3.IBM.NET>
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It's 2:00am on the cruise strip, you've struck out all night long.
You didn't even see a NOSed Camaro, rigged Mustang or bad
ass tweaked Supra to run, let alone get one to take the bait for a
run.

It's closing time, the lights are popping on and all you see are mini
vans with baby seats driven by overweight, short hair burb women going
to Sams club. This isn't good.

What is that I hear?  A leaf blower on crack? A fat women bending over
fast in tight pants ripping every stitch?  That Taco Bell Mexi-Melt
coming back to visit?  NO!  It's two little eraser heads in a slammed
civic with an 18" GReddy exahust tip and 37lbs of stickers.

Oh YES the race is on!  With the fury of a single drunken but pissed
off bumble bee he is revving his highly tuned worked over 1.6L DX
engine.  He is hiding something, he is packing a 4hp horse shot of
NOS.

The light turns green, his 75lb 4 inch pressure plate clutch bites in
hard and a mighty chirp is heard from his left front wheel.  Of course
you are pretending to race by giving it 1/6th throttle and redlining
in first gear.  He redlines and shifts to second gear at 13.7mph,
unleashes the fury contained in the blue bottle with another mighty
chirp.  You are awstruck by the power required to chirp a single front
195 width tire.  Oh DIZZY with power is the stickerboy.

Then you floor it and pull away from stickerboy so fast that you
loosen his windshield from it's mounts.   It wasn't satisfying, you
feel a little guilty for picking on such an easy mark, you SURE don't
want any of your friends to see you racing a Honda Civic, but you are
still kind glad you did it.

Thanks Honda guys for being that easy fat chick at the end of the
night when I can't find a real race.

WT!