Fw: What cars have you raced?

[Tim Kling <t16vgti@ptinet.net>]

My friend asked the SY TY list(GMC Syclones & Typhoons) where all these
people race on the street.  This is one mans humourous reply
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>> << Where is all this racing action happening?!? >>


 th' Deeeep South buddy... 
 Where every Camaro driver is named Bubba and the measure of a mans worth
isn't how big his wanker is, but how long of a black streak of rubber he
can lay down on the pavement... 

 Where every wrecker truck driver is named Floyd and regardless of age has
a 13 yr old girlfriend and when he bends over  shows enough buttcrack to
make the grand canyon green with envy, 
 
 Where street racers gather in herds of 300 + on the side of a county road
and race all night long and the only police that show up are bringing their
trailer cars, and a bunch of cash to bet with...
 
 Where the mating call of an Ole Miss sorority girl can be heard at any
given party, "Hey Ya'll... I'm soooo drunk!" ....
 
 And where 15 yr old pimply faced teenaged boys with  squeaky, changing
voices, pull up next to you in a brand new Ram Air Trans Am, LT1 Camaro or
a sparkling new Mustang Cobra, and throw $20 bucks in your face thinking
theyre gonna rip you a new one... and you blow them in the weeds so bad
they go running home crying to Momma.... 
 
Thats where this street racing is happening.... heh heh

 John 
 Syclone#1495
 http://members.aol.com/gmcsyclone
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