drivers

[chris collier <collier@iglou.com>]

> >> HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM:
> >>
> >> -  One hand on wheel, one hand on horn:  Chicago
> >>
> >> -  One hand on wheel, one finger out window:  New York
> >>
> >> -  One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
> >>    accelerator: Boston
> >>
> >> -  One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone,brick on accelerator:
> >> California.   With gun in lap:  L.A.
> >>
> >> -  Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in
>
> >>    terror:  Ohio, but driving in California.
> >>
> >> -  Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head
> >> turned to talk to someone in back seat:  Italy
> >>
> >> -  One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot
> on
> >>    brake, mind on game:  Seattle
> >>
> >> -  One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating
> between
> >>    both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake,
> throwing
> >>    a McDonalds bag out the window:  Texas city male
> >>
> >> -  One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping
> speed
> >>    steadily at 70mph, driving down the center of the road unless
> >>    coming around a blind curve, in which case they are on the left
> >>    side of the road:   Texas country male
> >>
> >> -  One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show
> >>different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse,
> >>brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the
> >> accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome .38 revolver with
> >>mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove compartment:  Texas
> >>female
> >>
> >> -  Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes
> constantly
> >>    checking the rear-view mirror to watch for visible emissions
> from
> >>    their own or another's car:  Colorado
> >>
> >> -  One hand on steering wheel,  yelling obscenities, the other hand
>
> >>    waving gun out the window and firing repeatedly, keeping a
> careful
> >>    eye out for landmarks along the way so as to be able to come
> back
> >>    and pick up any bullets that didn't hit other motorists so as
> not
> >>    to litter: Colorado resident on spotting a car with Texas plate.
>
> >>
> >> -  Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window,
> >> beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna:  West
> >>Virginia male.
> >>
> >> -  Junker, driven by someone who previously had a nice car and who
> is
> >>    now wearing a barrel:  Las Vegas
> >>
> >> -  Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window
> >>level, driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left
> >>blinker on:  Florida "seasoned citizen" driver, also known as
> >>"no-see-um"  (or could it be Marge Simpson?)
> >>
> >> -  Two hands on the wheel, driving forty-five in a seventy mph zone
>
> >>in the left lane, with the left turn signal on, and making a right
> >>turn:  New Mexico resident (as anyone who has ever driven through
> >>this lovely state can attest)>>
> >
> >
> >



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