Funny...

[Trevor Nuttall <TNuttall@sfu.ca>]

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Trev
'93 Corrado VR6 Red
http://www.angelfire.com/ca/corrado
http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/2062
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Subject: Owner's Manual translation for new owners (fwd)
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Date: Tue, 1 Apr 1997 19:11:12 -0500 (EST)
From: "Arthur Emerson" <emerson@eideti.com>
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Got this from a humor list I'm on.  I am not the original author. 
Enjoy.....   -Arthur

> The abolition of Euro trade barriers in 1996 means that all company cars
> will now be of German Origin.  To this end the company has produced the
> following list of GERMAN MOTORING PHRASES:
> 
> 1.  Die BlinkenLeitein Tickentocken = Indicators
> 2.  PullKnob und KnuckleChoppen = Bonnet
> 3.  Der Spitzenpoppenbangentuben = Exhaust
> 4.  Das Kulink mit Schlippenund Shaken = Clutch
> 5.  Der Phlatt mit Bloodyfukken = Puncture
> 6.  Der Twatten mit Elplatz = Learner Driver
> 7.  Das Bagsaroomfurschagginkin = Estate Car
> 8.  Der flippenFlappenschitspreader = Windscreen Wipers
> 9.  Der KlunkenKlinkenfrauleintrappen = Seat Belt
> 10.  Das Buch fur Arsewipen = Highway Code
> 11.  Die DippenuntDazzel Eiblinden = Headlights
> 12.  Der Pedalpuschinpilloken = Cyclist
> 13.  Der Fukkengratetrucken = Lorry
> 14.  Der Bananawaltzen = Skid
> 15.  Das Fukkennearenschitzenselfen = Near Accident
> 
> The Company hopes that all drivers will find this information of use.


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