News from the West Coast

[Snoopy the Celtics Beagle <snoopy@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

"A listing of the candidates running for Governor of California revealed 
one fellow, described as "a funny-looking kid with a big nose" who has 
decided to run on the Beagle Ballot.  The Candidate has been one of the few 
to deliver a financial position paper on how his administration would 
overcome California's budgetary woes.  among the pertinent points:

The elimination of the Los Angeles Clippers basketball team, with Donald 
Sterling's assets to be frozen and used to pay off some of the debt.

The elimination of dog catchers statewide, and immediate conversion of dog 
pounds to cat pounds, citing the smaller size of cats as a means to utilize 
space more effectively.

The deportation of the Los Angeles Lakers to whomever wants them, Jack 
Nicholson thrown in for free.

A tax on cat food.

He has also promised to fight discrimination, vowing to eliminate all "no 
dogs allowed" signs everywhere in the state; and faced the sex question 
positively, his supporters chanting, "No Nutes".

The candidate has, through staff, declined to enter any of the regional 
debates, and has eschewed Jay Leno's pitch of having all the candidates in 
the audience for one of his shows, saying Letterman was funnier, and 
appreciated dogs more."


Well, it's better than reading how much more LeBron got paid this week, hm?

Snoopy the Celtics Beagle
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