Winging it

[Eggcentric@xxxxxxx]

Miami fans bewail the loss of AS Alonzo Mourning.  New York fans 
bewail the loss of AS Antonio McDyess. Minnesota fans bewail the loss 
of AS Terrell Brandon.  

Boston fans bewail the loss of Kedrick Brown. 

FLASHBACK: Remember how after last year's draft our roster became 
a bit unbalanced with seven wings?  Count ' em - PP, EW, JJ, WM, KB, 
JF, and crippled fodder McLeod. 

FAST FORWARD: Our present cast of thousands behind starting wings 
Pierce and EWill has been narrowed to McCarty and Delk.  When 
McCarty takes the floor, weird waves of undirected energy seem to 
erupt. And when Delk is inserted at SG, he automatically qualifies for 
 "Ripleybs Believe It or Not " as 50% of the shortest backcourt ever to 
represent an NBA team.

So here we sit, pathetically awaiting the swift return of white knight 
Kedrick. Here we sit hoping against hope that like Mighty Mouse, this 
unproven player will come to save our day... come to vanquish the foe 
with a mighty blow.   

Is our hope merely a delight that will shatter, a wing-and-a-prayer
that will sting?  For upon his return, will Kedrick just be - well will 
he just be the same old Kedrick... the mysterious #11 pick whose game 
face still remains unknown to all but Wallace and Papile? 

Eggy