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"<<...> Michael Jordan, a guard, and Celtic summer camp alum Rodney Elliott, a
forward, were signed yesterday as free agents"  

Oh well, it does mention that this MJ is a UPenn alumnus... :-(  Anyway, Pitino
seems on track to have a larger roster this season than the Patriots. You know
what that means, folks - domesticated fowl careening all over the gym, more
feathers in the air than at a Tyson Foods plucking facility!