JB Metzea for President

[Jeremy <jwarren@eecs.tufts.edu>]

With the Celtics off to a strong 1-0 start, JB Metzea deserves credit for
being the first person to predict that the Celtics will win 54 games this
season.  And he deserves your vote for President of the Boston Celtics
mailing list.

JB grew up in a small farming town and was raised with traditional
American values.  JB believes in hard work, the importance of family,
character, honesty, speaking out about the dangers of any music with a
good beat, hunting deer since the tender age of 9, and most importantly JB
has always supported free prescription drugs for seniors.

JB's opponent Rich Davies grew up in the suburbs of Los Angelos as a
die-hard Lakers fan.  Growing up near Hollywood corrupted Rich Davies.
Perhaps that's why he frequently picked up dogs off the street and had
relations with them.

And now as moderator of the Boston Celtics Wins Prediction Contest, Rich
Davies continues to put the agendas of the special interests groups ahead
of the interests of the people.  Just two days ago Rich Davies allowed Bob
Hudson to submit his prediction the day after the season started.  The day
after 26 of the 29 NBA teams played their first game.  Now Rich Davies is
trying to distance himself from Bob Hudson, but the fact is that Bob
Hudson is the single largest contributor to Rich Davies' campaign.

So on election day, if you want a president who will stock his political
coffers at the expense of the people while fooling around with stray dogs,
vote for Rich Davies.  But if you want the Boston Celtics to win the NBA
Championship this season, then vote for JB Metzea.




Paid for by Good People For JB Metzea.