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Naked City bares its denizens
by Gayle Fee and Laura Raposa 
Tuesday, May 30, 2000

Back by popular demand - and because the Track needed a three-day
weekend - more tales from the Naked City, where the names are omitted to
protect the guilty!

Think you know what's really happening? See if you can guess the stars
of these naughty little ditties:
 
First off, what big-name athlete, who has been making a tidy living off
his all-American, family-man, straight-as-an-arrow image, shocked the
employees at a posh Boston hotel recently when they spotted him in the
lobby dressed as a veeeeery trashy woman?????

Mr. Clean was wearing ``hooker-type'' clothes, spike heels and a brassy
blonde wig as he roamed the lobby strutting his stuff. The staff, who
could not fail to notice the show, followed him up to the presidential
suite, then sent a maid into the room to ascertain that the bimbo and
the hero were, indeed, one-in-the-same person! Give him a gold medal for
stupidity!