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Ross's Super Crazy Moccasin Draft 



                                      1. New Jersey Nets: Kenyon Martin 
                                      6'8 230 pound 23 year old PF out
of Cincinnati 
                                      Why wouldn't they??? Seriously???


                                      2. Vancouver Grizzlies: Stromile
Swift 
                                      6'9 225 pound 20 year old PF out
of Louisianna State 
                                      Does anyone else see Chris Webber
in this guy besides me?


                                      3. Los Angeles Clippers: Marcus
Fizer 
                                      6'8 268 pound 21 year old PF out
of Iowa State 
                                      They still seem to think that
Olowakandi is the answer in the
                                      middle and skip on Mihm.


                                      4. Chicago Bulls: Darius Miles 
                                      6'9 200 pound SF out of Lincoln
High School 
                                      They figure there's gonna be at
least one of the top 3 centers
                                      at 7, and all have question marks.
Somehow Miles seems like
                                      more of a sure thing. Go Figure.


                                      5. Orlando Magic: Chris Mihm 
                                      7'0 262 pound 20 year old C out of
Texas 
                                      Everyone is screaming bust and
Orlando is the beneficiary.
                                      Mihm will be a top 10 center in
the worst case scenario. He
                                      may not be a star or spectacular,
but he'll be more than solid.


                                      6. Atlanta Hawks: DerMarr Johnson 
                                      6'9 215 pound 20 year old SG out
of Cincinnati 
                                      How many 6'10" guys are talented
enough to play the two spot
                                      in college? 


                                      7. Chicago Bulls: Joel Przybilla 
                                      7'1 260 pound 20 year old C out of
Minnesota 
                                      They'll feel satisfied with JP and
kindly ask him to stay out of
                                      Brand's way on offense and give
him help on D. Are there any
                                      decent 4's in the east? None come
to mind.


                                      8. Cleveland Cavaliers: Iakovos
Tsakalidis 
                                      7'2 283 pound C out of AEK Athens 
                                      Cavs can't wait to grab another
foreign center to step in for
                                      Ilgauskas.


                                      9. Houston Rockets: Mike Miller 
                                      6'8 218 pound 20 year old SF out
of Florida 
                                      Mr. Versatility. No pressure, but
could this be the second
                                      coming of Bird. Probably not, but
Mikey is gonna surprise
                                      people.


                                      10. Orlando Magic: DeShawn
Stevenson 
                                      6'5 210 pound 19 year old SG out
of Washington Union High School 
                                      Orlando has their 2 guard of the
not so distant future. 


                                      11. Boston Celtics: Courtney
Alexander 
                                      6'6 210 pound 23 year old SG out
of Fresno State 
                                      This guy can step in and start for
Boston, and give them the
                                      most gifted two guard they've had
in a long while. Wasn't this
                                      guy considered a top 5 pick a few
months ago???