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  There's No "X" in Team! 
  Vince McMahon's pigskin follies 
courtesy of  Jonathan E. 

    Single homicides, double
homicides, wife beatings,
girlfriend beatings, coke
orgies, solicitation of hos,
even racial insensitivity: The
litany of crimes committed by
modern athletes could fill a
whole season of <I>Law and Order.</I>
As numerous observers have
pointed out, the sporting life
isn't so sporting anymore. How
can we explain to the children
that their hero is now referred
to as "tot-slay suspect" instead
of "pro-bowler"? 
		
Intrigued? Don't stop now! 
Read this entire issue at: 
http://go.suck.com/daily/2000/02/14/sk_snd2frnd

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