Jerry Callahan Lampoons Tony Battie

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      Boston Herald

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      Tunnel Vision/by Gerry Callahan 
      Friday, October 22, 1999
      Firing away while wondering where the Red Sox are going to play now that 
      rioters have burned old Fenway Park to the ground ...  <snips>
     
      A roll model
      Upon signing his center to a six-year, $27-million contract, Rick Pitino 
      praised Tony Battie as a great role model for the kids, and I can see the 
      public service announcement now: Hey, kids. This is your friend Tony 
      Battie with an important safety reminder. When dragging a Boston police 
      officer with your sport utility vehicle, always be sure to buckle up.
      Write to Gerry Callahan and we might print your response with his next 
      Friday column.