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Re: The best ever...



In a message dated 10/23/98 6:08:35 PM Central Daylight Time,
witchcraft1998@hotmail.com writes:

> 
>  That would be Boston Celtics team from 3001, with Sprank - the
>  9-foot center from the Mars Colony; Gonzon Bakawi - the 8-4
>  Masai power forward from Tunnel Land under the Polar Ice Caps;
>  Snapazoid - the 7-7 small forward from the Deep Space 9 outpost
>  by Cyngus X-1;
----- Witch, Witch, Witch.....  what a sorry historian you are!  Everyone
knows that Snapazoid wasn't a Celtic in 3001.  The Mercury Zoneathons had had
his contract for the 2998-99 season, but when the league had labor problems
and the 2999-3000 season was cancelled, Snapazoid played intersteller baseball
for one year and was injured in a collision on an asteroid near third base. He
was cryogenically preserved for one year, then healed, and then joined the
Celtics for the 3002 season.  Please get your facts right next time.